When an ill-advised pickup line was misinterpreted as a plot to kill the president, the US Government began recording my phone conversations. Wiretap Follies is a collection of those conversations, published online for the first time in order to clear my name.
Unfortunately, they probably reveal way worse things about me, my family, my friends, and my co-workers, but whatever.
I hope you enjoy this new project. I’ll try to update it regularly unlike every other thing I’ve worked on ever.
I think it’s really irresponsible to post this without even sending a young man over to my office to catch me while I fucking swoon.
