May
7
- Lady Cleveland Fan: [Is drunk, annoying; Repeatedly holds up sign reading: "Shake it off, LeBron! BOSTON'S GOING DOWN! GO CAVS!" even though we are at a baseball game, so...]
- Young Gentleman Yankee Fan: Cleveland SUCKS!
- LCF: You suck!
- YGYF: You can't say that to me! I've been coming here since NINETEEN EIGHTY-TWO!! I'M IN GRAD SCHOOL!!!!
- LCF: Yeah? Well when was the last time you got laid?
- YGYF: I'M TWENTY-FIVE!!!!!!
- LCF: 'CAUSE I GOT LAID THREE HOURS AGO!!!
- Middle-Aged Yankees Fan Man: HIT HIM WITH THE POSTER!!