Apr
23
Last week I went to this party and at this party I had a conversation with a very nice young lady and within No Exaggeration within ten minutes of talking to me she called me “intimidating.” I did not even prompt it or anything, which means PERSONAL BEST! Not the first, probably not the last, but definitely the fastest.
Which really makes you wonder what kind of jerk I must be, right? At parties in particular. If this were an episode of Man Men likely you would later in this episode see two of the account managers talking and they would be like, “Meg? Ugh. Comes on a little strong, doesn’t she? I mean if I really want my cheese grilled I’ll drink a bottle of whiskey and lie to my wife huh oh god I’m so lonely.”