September 2011
4 posts
I ordered a skirt. The skirt arrived and it was too large. I called the clothing company and I spoke to a man who seemed very nice but not particularly good at computers. I asked for the same skirt in a smaller size. He said, no problem. A week later a package arrived. I opened it up. It was a skirt. But it was not the skirt that I had ordered. Though it was the right size. And also the same...
I went to Coney Island. I wore sunscreen and a Yankees shirt, khaki shorts and a pair of sandals. I second-guessed none of these choices. If I still had a fanny pack I probably would have worn it. It’s practical, and there is no one I need to impress, and if there were someone to impress I would hope it would be a person who would be impressed by my sensible fashion choices and my practical,...
Ideas (Possibly Profitable)
pretty girl with glasses and short hair tap dancing to “Fuck and Run”
birthday card with beefcake photo and on the front it says “let’s go to bed” and inside it says “seriously you obviously need sleep”
Firefox extension to explain how much time you’ve wasted searching for free shipping coupons and how your time is...
