2008

Jul

Ten Word Reviews Of The Movies I Saw Today Yes I Saw All Of These Movies In This Order Today...

polite! (via eatsdirt)

osmium: christopher hitchens is waterboarded for his article...

duh, via www.toothpastefordinner.com with thanks to my...

“…there is a lot of enhancement [commercial money in...”
— Parabasis:...

'Prayer' ruckus stirs up discontent -...

Jun

PRODUCER’S PERSPECTIVE: Update on the TKTS...

A Fearful Day in Zimbabwe - The New York...

fourfour: It's been a great week for...

kfan: Fever Dream Ghost Book My new book will be done in a...

I've Had Enough

The Zombies - This Will Be Our Year (Mono Mix) (via Kamper66)

kfan: I love this meme. You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:1. One weapon.2. One...

MySpace.com - Miles Kurosky - Los Angeles, CA...

This is a low quality recording of me doing a low quality reading of “Talk Pidgin,” a...

sayyes: really nobody needs “lists 2.0” and people have been making lists since Martin fucking...

“The first new show of the 2008-09 Broadway season, [title of...”
— [title of show] announces...

The thing I always think about when I think about Cyd Charisse is how in the gangster section (she...

Parabasis: Isherwood Vs. Isherwood

My Observations of BONNARO 2008 - Day 1...

paulscheer: Instead of playing their hits Metallica plays the full cast recording of Les...

So I think the thing to do is get a bunch of photographers to stand in front of my chair at work and...

You really do have to wonder sometimes about the BBC, I...

distorte: I was at Radiohead in Malhide Castle in Dublin last night (Saturday). Great gig. One nice...

We Bite (via diskothiq) Watching this always improves my mood immensely.

All hail the new hair, better than the old hair. Why is this...

‘South Pacific,’ ‘Gypsy,’ ‘Sunday in the...

May

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JULY 27 AHHHHHHH

distorte: If we are allowed to talk about things that tick us off over here , then I’m going to...

“We are mired in a repetitious pattern of hate, jealousy and...”
— Female, writers, Emily Gould,...

“before signing a book contract, think about the...”
— radiomaru.lj - Blind leading...

So twice so far this week I have seen young, stylishly-looking girls wearing moccasins on their...

sayyes: Writes Jonathan Meiburg, “dad I not seen this with my own eyes, I would not have...

I no longer have a desk chair and my birthday is fast approaching. You know, in case.

Exit strategy. (via rollerboogie) To open the doors near the...

PixelStitchery: Oregon Trail Hunting

“The Gun Song,” 2004 Assassins BCR. With James Barbour as Leon Czolgosz, Michael...

According to this post on io9, women feel alienated (HAR HAR) from science fiction because everyone...

Music I Can Hear My Upstairs Neighbor Playing UPDATE: “Roxie,” Chicago Revival Cast...

Guys I think I just realized that a Tumblr is like a less pastel Pita. So now I wish I had an...

“The dress definitely got me excited about seeing the new...”
— Style pro & average Joe...

VF Daily: Mr. Pilot!: An Interview with Bob Odenkirk and David Cross David’s Situation, like a lot...

“I’m mad!” —The Internet

[David Tennant's] TWISTY FACE OF DOOOOOOM!!!

Yesterday Andrea and I had lunch in the park and decided that everything would be better if people...

Lady Cleveland Fan: [Is drunk, annoying; Repeatedly holds up sign reading: "Shake it off, LeBron! BOSTON'S GOING DOWN! GO CAVS!" even though we are at a baseball game, so...]
Young Gentleman Yankee Fan: Cleveland SUCKS!
LCF: You suck!
YGYF: You can't say that to me! I've been coming here since NINETEEN EIGHTY-TWO!! I'M IN GRAD SCHOOL!!!!
LCF: Yeah? Well when was the last time you got laid?
YGYF: I'M TWENTY-FIVE!!!!!!
LCF: 'CAUSE I GOT LAID THREE HOURS AGO!!!
Middle-Aged Yankees Fan Man: HIT HIM WITH THE POSTER!!

“THE CAST and crew of the upcoming “The X-Files: I Want...”
— David Duchovny, Mr. X-Files,...

Show me a life that is better than a couple buybacks at HiFi, a bunch of potato pierogies at...

Apr

“This is what feeds the insecurity of playwrights, and the...”
— 99seats: Lying Liars and the...

“Beetlebum,” Blur One time I was on this Christian retreat with a youth group I was not...

Lifeblock Rules

kfan: But now with less internet time to distract me from the pain of life, I’m noticing all these...

Last week I went to this party and at this party I had a conversation with a very nice young lady...

lobsterduey: Paying the Duey tithe Youth culture is truly...

i love you bay bay. we have a lot in common. our common interests can make us like eachother. byeSo...

“It’s funny,” he says, “when you hear people ask you things...”
— Laurence Fishburne Lets...

You look very beautiful and you sound interesting, let’s go on one date.Too bad I...

I don’t want to die before I’ve had all the bagels.

“(me) partying on stage with the dismemberment...

First warm day in NYC. People all over the sidewalk like...

Salty Ham, a/k/a an impression of me last night.

turn a heel turn on heel what a heel Some nights I want to stay up forever just with me and my...

Nina Simone, “To Love Somebody” (2:42)

Bloggers Find Something Fishy In McCain...

“Lyrically, I decided to go with “calcified arhythmatist”...”
— Natural History - Measure for...

36 Hours in Chiang Mai, Thailand - New York...

Bea Arthur’s Advice to the Stars - 004 (via...

Random Kenneth Parcell Quotes (via modpixie) “That is not a Christmas tree! It’s a way...

Neko Case, “That Teenage Feeling.” I’m trying to have a moment here, you guys....

So I buy Excedrin Migraine, right? Which is the same thing as Excedrin Extra Strength. Common...

AtwoodSock (via Rachel H of the Comments) Maybe it’s...

Radar Online : Will Arnett, Arrested...

Who’s the genius at Sportscenter who snuck that one Sigur Ros song under some NASCAR coverage...

Matador Records | Matablog: Intended Play...

Actually if I remember correctly she just has fucking...

“There are no writers rooms on the shows. “This country...”
— For ‘Doctor Who’...

Mar

Dead to me: Modern air

Dead to me: Modern air travel. More items TK. PS, am attempting Mobile Bloggery but have not been on...

What. Is with. That bit of music they play on all the seasons of Top Chef. That sounds just like a...

Shearwater, “Johnny Viola.” Off of the big version of Palo Santo. ShRWtR might be my...

During SXSW I stay subscribed to this text message distro...

I just bought a can of this at Appletree. I seriously am...

Did I used to be better at being a fan?

So posting this song is actually a twofold porpoise, which is (1) to respond to the pas-meme posted...

Personal Amnesty Day

kfan: Mostly it’s just letting go of your attachment to the things that are causing you pain.Happy...

If you change your mind, we’re the first in line. And...

Back in New York. Gained thirty pounds in queso & tequila. Could have seen more bands, but...

I can’t say for sure that I’m getting sick, but I can say for sure that this would be a...

I’ve been re-watching Mad Men with Liz. I probably...

I shouldn’t be allowed to post on the Internet today, or for the next couple of days, and...

“It completely killed the whole weekend,” Wallen said....”
— Fans demand their...

I don’t want to alarm anybody, but I just heard a Craig Finn reference on Sportscenter.

io9: Wolverine's Arch-Enemy Has Matching...

Photos: Ben Gibbard, Ted Leo, and Patton Oswalt on...

I don’t know what I want to watch least this morning: CNN discussing Obama’s...

Pitchfork: Ben Gibbard, Ted Leo, Patton...

Shoes, I hate you. I will break you.

Five Point Rocket Science Review! 1. It’s not One of...

Feb

Sometimes there is nothing more wonderful than my list of library holds.

Said the Gramophone: FRENDSHIP CAVE

“After the first scene, we think we are here to see if Bev’s...”
— Breaking the Rules - Reading...

[corenrind] - commuting

“I know many people who are writing books of poems, painting...”
— Powell’s Books -...

I can’t be the only person who styles her hair using...

The Mountain Goats - Sax Rohmer #1 A rousing success. Buying the album this afternoon. Going to...

AVC: I’d guess this is a question you’re getting a lot.BM: Either that, or I can read...

That was a perfectly okay yoga class until you decided that “Fields of Gold” was...

(via Tales of a former walking highlighter.) It’s...

“Flounder is not a flounder you idiot A flounder is FLAT FLAT...”
— Comment on The Movie Binge:...

Ooooooh Mommy: Cosmo Said The "Jay-Jay"...

Michael Clayton five point review, y’all. 1. Even...

the best ever magnetic poetry set. (via chocolageddon) ...

Spoon, “Advance Cassette.” Forever marking the intersection between losing something...

Tub’s stopped up, toilet’s running, washing machine tore my new comforter, heat’s...

But everyone hates it when women write about themselves, so.

No, I’m not going to sit here and wait for Facebook to load.

“But if this is the original… does that make it real?”
— : Doctor Who :...

“I have a huge net bag filled with colorful ball pit balls....”
— Ball pit balls *Huge...

Michelle Obama Takes to the Trail - New York...

Do Arlen Specter and Henry Waxman have some sort of gentleman’s bet?

As far as I’m concerned, Valentine’s Day is just...

“THERE WAS NOT A PICTURE OF THE WENDINGO, BUT THE BACK OF THE...”
— Amazon.com: Robin...

Mariahcarey.com news.news: Touch My Body...

kfan: What if you had to choose between Shake Shack and The Wire.

Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver @ ThinkGeek

Okay so music I listen to while cooking? I read that this is a meme. Lately I cook & catch up on...

I’m re-reading some stories I wrote when I was 13 and I am extremely unimpressed with the...

Zodiac is awesome. It is better than a lot of other movies...

Victory 001

The young couple in the frozen yogurt place. She was wearing a Hogwarts hat. He was wearing a Jayne...

oh, snack. (via Lele McLeod, by way of fierceflawless)

Moderation itself can be a kind of extreme. (7:39) From Andrew Bird’s fabulous Daytrotter...

Border.fdr (Draft)

Emily: You know what I mean, Patrick? It’s just these power trips. I don’t understand it.
Patrick: That's not enough to kill him.
Emily: Oh, like that's even necessary.

This was a beautiful day until something blurry crashed in...